Skip to navigation Skip to main content Skip to footer

Facebook Celebrates 1 Billion Users With Weird Chair Analogy

Back to news

Facebook Celebrates 1 Billion Users With Weird Chair Analogy

Facebook has made a brand  video to express what its place is on this earth…a chair. Or an airplane. Wait, make that a doorbell. No, actually it’s more like a great nation.


Behold, Facebook’s first commercial ever.


“The Things That Connect Us” — directed by acclaimed Mexican filmmaker Alejand ro González Iñárritu (Amores Perros, Babel) — was released in conjunction with the news that Facebook has reached   1 billion active users.

Mark Zuckerberg   explained the bizarre commercial:

“Chairs, doorbells, airplanes, bridges, games. These are all things that connect us. We believe that the need to open up and  connect is what makes us human. It’s what brings us together. It’s what brings meaning to our lives.”

Straight talk: this ad is nuts! So let’s just break this weirdness down one frame at a time.

Opener – Floating chair, because chairs typically succumb to gravity, thus this must be what avant-garde means.


Lots and  lots of chairs – Because Facebook is like a chair, dummy.

Voiceover – “Chairs are made so people can sit down and  take a break.”

Gotcha, makes sense.

Voiceover – “Anyone can sit on a chair, and  if the chair is large enough they can sit down together.”

Okay, but that’s what is known as a bench.

Auditorium with (surprise!) chairs – “Chairs are for people, and  that is why chairs are like Facebook.”

Ehhh, you’ve lost me.

Voiceover – “Doorbell, Airplanes, Bridges.”

Say what?

Teary-eyed girl in a kitchen – Subtle metaphor for how Zuck felt after paying millions to have this video produced.

Voiceover – “The universe, it is vast and  dark and  makes us wonder if we are alone. So, maybe the reason we make all of these things, is to remind ourselves that we are not.”

Heavy stuff. That’s why if you’re feeling lonely and  having an existential crisis, just log on the ol’ Facebook so you can see that Johnny Nofriends likes his own post. That oughta straighten you out.

Now enjoy this   spoof.